Ranchofest

Linden's biggest festival not based around produce

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Groovers and groovettes!

The sacred hour is nearly upon us. We want to thank you for supporting us in our venture to curate radical undulations, and we can’t wait to show you what we’ve got in store. A night of staring at flashing lights and oscillating our ear drums awaits. In anticipation of dancing to like a bajillion songs, the good people of Ranchofest have prepared this pamphlet to help guide you through your spirit quest. As participants in this historic occasion, we ask that you all do your part to create safe and respectful environment. Please be considerate of other’s space and the land on which we have the privilege of dancing. Above all, we encourage all attendants to bring smiles and funky dance moves.

Ranchofest is a DONATION BASED gathering, so any and all help is appreciated. Recommended donation is $20, but feel free to donate more if you want! This ensures we can keep this going for years to come. If you would like to bring a +1, please let the person who invited you know.

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What to expect

Camping:

There will be a designated tent camping area. Please be mindful of the space around you and considerate of others when setting up your tent. If you prefer to sleep in your car, you may do so in the parking lot.

Amenities:

  • Multiple water stations
  • Clean porta potties
  • Grill for cooking
  • Chill out area
  • This event is pack it in, pack it out.

Food & Drink:

BYO food, snacks, and libations! There is a grill available and we will provide some charcoal, but you should consider bringing your own grill supplies if you are set on grilling. Definitely bring an ice chest to keep your things coooool.

Landscape:

The lawn on the ranch is slightly uneven. Be mindful and cautious of where you step on the property—we don’t want any twisted ankles!

Getting Here

Address:

30200 E Highway 26, Linden, CA 95236

(May not take you to the correct entrace, follow directions below)

Directions:

  • Via Highway 26
  • Turn South onto Wimer Road
  • Enter through the set of double gates in the olive orchard
  • Follow the gravel road in (signs will be posted)
  • Arrive at the check-in station (during open gate hours☟)

Parking

We will have a designated parking area for cars, approximately 300 feet away from the general festival grounds and tent camping area. Be prepared to carry your camping stuff from the parking lot to the camping area.

Gate Hours

Everyone must arrive during open gate hours. No exceptions.
No lining up overnight or roadside parking/camping.

Open Hours

Friday: 4-8pm
Saturday: 12-7pm
Sunday: 6am-8pm

*If you need to leave between 10pm on Saturday and 6am on Sunday, please let us know upon arrival.

For environmental purposes (and fun!), we encourage you to carpool with friends coming from the same area.

Don't forget to bring

  • Camping supplies (tent, sleeping bag, etc.)
  • Sunglasses or goggles
  • Earplugs (for safety and sleep)
  • Sunscreen
  • Headlamp or flashlight (+backup batteries)
  • Food & snackies (e.g. gum and lollipops)
  • Refillable water bottle or Camelbak
  • Heavy duty trash bags
  • Sturdy, reliable footwear

Bring this, not that

Permitted Items

  • YES Good vibes
  • YES Reusable (non-glass) water bottles, stay hydrated and keep filled at the water stations
  • YES Enclosed propane stoves
  • YES Backpacks
  • YES Cameras
  • YES Reasonable amount of alcohol for personal consumption
  • YES Coolers
  • YES Solar and battery powered generators

Prohibited Items

  • NO Fireworks, fire tools
  • NO Gas-powered generators
  • NO Sound systems
  • NO Illegal drugs/substances
  • NO Weapons of any kind
  • NO Pets